Astrology Humor
FROM KIM EHN
ABOUT KIM EHN

A very gifted psychic, Kim combines a variety of tools to give
accurate, specific and detailed readings of past, present and
future events.

Aware of her strong psychic ability since childhood, Kim has
always been able to tune into people and provide very clear,
positive and practical guidance.

She is able to predict outcomes and assist clients in changing their
path to create desirable results.

Also a certified hypnotherapist, Kim is able to psychically
recall past lives of clients and provide detailed accountings of past
lives and events.

A very positive and detailed psychic, Kim guides her clients to tap
into their own inner strength and wisdom.

For an appointment, please call  619-847-1559
Testimonial

I have had quite a few readings with
Kim over the past 8 years and she is
extremely accurate, insightful and a
joy to talk with.

She brings humor and a positive
perspective to everything and I highly
recommend her.

Valerie Phillips
DNA Alchemy.com
Here is a little astrology humor to tide you over til the next prosperity lesson
Love, Kim


Q: How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes a hell of a lot of light bulbs.

Q: How many Taurus does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What, me move?

Q: How many Gemini does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 2

Q: How many Cancer does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he has to bring his mother.

Q: How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?
A: A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.

Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install, and two engineers to check the
work.

Q: How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Libras can't decide if the bulb needs to be changed.

Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They LIKE the dark.

Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.

Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The light's fine as it is.

Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?

Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What light bulb?
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